The little Bubbers man was being a little cranky, so I thought I’d cheer him up.
“You wanna play?” I crooned as I sat on the couch with him.
I bounced him around and made funny noises.
Hmm, that didn’t work, I thought.
Then I nibbled his sides like he was corn-on-the-cob (one of his all-time favorites).
That got a couple laughs, but still cranky overall.
“Okay, let’s try this!” I said and held him up high over my head.
I smiled up at him and he looked down at me.
I started to lower him down for some more nibbling, when, “Blaaahh!”
The Bubbers man spit up.
And it landed squarely into my smiling mouth.
I just told Charming and he started gagging.
“I should probably go brush my teeth now…” I thought outloud.
“Um, you think?!” was his immediate reply.
My Mom said when I was a baby, I spit up in her mouth once.
I hope karma is satisfied now.