Mommy threw away my book today.
She said she had to do.
That books are for reading, not for bathing in the toilet.
And that y’all thought it was the right thing to do.
So we said goodbye.
It made us sad, because Mommy and Daddy gave me that book for my birthday.
But Mommy said it’ll be okay.
Bye, bye book.
The Bubbers King
p.s. It was pretty funny to watch you sink.
p.p.s. I’ll always remember you. Sorry it had to end this way.