Tonight, Charming and I taught a short “Dinner Etiquette” class to the Deacons and Beehives at church (aka: 12 and 13-year-olds).
Charming: “Who can tell me what the men are supposed to do when a lady gets up from your table?”
Young man: “Stand up.”
Charming: “That’s right! What do you do when she comes back?”
Young man: “Sit down.”