Once upon a time, there was a little boy.
His name was Potatoes.
And he grew his very first toofy.
There it is!!!
He loved his toofy and smiled with it every day.
He chewed with it.
And contemplated the meaning of life with it.
His toofy went crazy!!
And it grew MORE toofies all around it!!
Potatoes pulled that sucker out like it was a soggy string bean!!
Then, he put it in a bag. And put that bag under his pillow.
And now, the champion slumbers.
Smiling and waiting for the magical toofy fairy to leave him something special for the very first time!!
Congratulations, Sweet Potatoes!!