Guess what, everyone!?!
I’m going to have a baby!!! It’s true!! Mommy walked in one day to get me after my nap and there I was!!
Golly. Isn’t she cute already!?
*POP!!* She’s out!! Boy, that was quick!!
Now I need to swaddle and rock my dear, precious Baby Ruff Ruff in my most treasured of all libbits with the really soft bumps.
Awww, isn’t she the sweetest?!? She loves my kisses.
Oh wait! Do you hear that gurgle?
She needs to get burped!! *Whack! Whack! Whack!*
Okay. Now it’s time to nurse the other side.
If you don’t, she gets pretty mad.
And just in case she gets hungry when I’m not around, I’ll pump some milk for her, too.
Man alive, isn’t it wonderful to be a parent!?!
Very cute performance by Sir Boots in his role as surrogate mother, except his baby wasn’t nearly as cute as he is.