No, this is not the handy work of the Bubbers Monster as seen in days gone by.
This, my friends, is the handy work of a new monster in town…
The SCOOTERS MONSTER!!!
Oh sure, he looks innocent.
And sweet.
And entirely mirthful.
But do not be fooled!
The Scooters Monster is real. And destructive.
Therefore, he deserves to be punished.
And there is but one fitting punishment for a crime of this magnitude…
… BIG TOE TICKLES!!!!!!
I can’t imagine Scooters messing with the toilet paper, he looks completely innocent and adorable….
but then so did his mother many years ago when she attacked the toilet paper in her walker.