There’s no way Bubbers used to fit in these newborn diapers!….. Is there??

I mean, hasn’t he always worn size 5 diapers??

I swear that’s how it feels…..

“Hm?….. What did you say, Mom?”

I said there’s no way you used to be a little tiny baby. Haven’t you always been my big boy?

“I don’t know, Mom…..”

“Let me see if I remember being a baby and wearing this…..”

“Oh look! There’s an “N”. That probably means something, right Mom?”

Yes!  “N” means, “No! ….. No, Bubbers was never a little tiny baby and has always been my big boy.”

“Well! There you have it, Mom! The mystery is solved.”

Oh, that’s great! Thank you, Son!

Uh…..

….. Son?

“Yes, Mom?”

Watcha doin’, Cutie Pie?

“Nothing! Just being your big boy!”

Ohhh, thank you, Son!