My name is Flat Stanley and this is my friend, Conner.
I am supposed to visit different houses and states, so Conner asked his Mommy if I could go home with his Aunt Heidi and Cousin Bubbers after they were done visiting us.
So before I knew it, I was a stowaway in Bubbers’ luggage on my way through airport security.
Now, I have to say, I was a little nervous about going with them.
Because three years ago, Conner’s older sister made me and I got sent to Heidi and Charming’s house…..
….. And they stuck me in a vent.
And a CD player.
Which you really wouldn’t expect from such normal looking people.
But deep down…..
….. They’re loons.
And they tried to bite my head off.
But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, because they did take me to Canada while they celebrated their 5th wedding anniversary.
And showed me some beautiful gardens.
And tried to sell me as a postcard.
That was a long time ago, so maybe things have changed.
Maybe they’ve amended the lunacy of their ways.
All I can do now is wait and see…..
To be continued…..