Hello!

My name is Flat Stanley and this is my friend, Conner.

Conner made me for a school project based off the book Flat Stanley.

I am supposed to visit different houses and states, so Conner asked his Mommy if I could go home with his Aunt Heidi and Cousin Bubbers after they were done visiting us.

So before I knew it, I was a stowaway in Bubbers’ luggage on my way through airport security.

Now, I have to say, I was a little nervous about going with them.

Because three years ago, Conner’s older sister made me and I got sent to Heidi and Charming’s house…..

….. And they stuck me in a vent.

And a CD player.

Which you really wouldn’t expect from such normal looking people.

But deep down…..

….. They’re loons.

And they tried to bite my head off.

But I guess I shouldn’t complain too much, because they did take me to Canada while they celebrated their 5th wedding anniversary.

And showed me some beautiful gardens.

And tried to sell me as a postcard.

But hey!

That was a long time ago, so maybe things have changed.

Maybe they’ve amended the lunacy of their ways.

All I can do now is wait and see…..

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To be continued…..