Heidi January 31st, 2008
I spent the better part of my teenage years faithfully in love with my dear Superman, Dean Cain.
Dean and I had a long-standing date every Sunday night on ABC for four years.
And let me tell you, I was true and faithful to this man to the bitter end.
(Don’t laugh, Jesse.)
I collected every single picture and article of him that I ever saw in a magazine.
And I put them all in my “love folder”, so I could take them out and adore them regularly between our Sunday night dates.
(C’mon, I’m serious, stop laughing, Jesse!)
Then Charming happened to see my “love folder” one time when I was going through some boxes and happened upon it.
I had forgotten about it (sorry, Dean!!) and Charming immediately busted up.
“Aren’t you gonna throw that away now?” he asked through his laughter.
I looked at him in complete and utter horror.
“What?!” I replied, “Throw away Dean?!”
Apparently, Charming did not appreciate what Dean and I had together.
But that’s okay, because earlier this month Charming, Bubbers and I went to an island.
And I found this pond.
It was immediately apparent that this pond truly understood me.
And my adolescent obsession for Superman.
Thank you, pond.
(I can still hear you laughing, Jesse!)